Magister Laccerta

I really like to buy Rustic Onion Bread because it is always shaped like a sawed off shotgun for...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:55:08 +0200

I really like to buy Rustic Onion Bread because it is always shaped like a sawed off shotgun for some reason.

The wizard turned three crewmembers into constructs, but since she never gave any order to them nor...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:05:03 +0200

The wizard turned three crewmembers into constructs, but since she never gave any order to them nor did she tell them the objectives, they all kinda escaped into space.

One built a house, one floated back to the station, and one is still floating out there….

I was a mime sheriff depute who captured the criminal clown, so out of punishment I took off his...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:53:27 +0200

I was a mime sheriff depute who captured the criminal clown, so out of punishment I took off his mask while he was in custody.

He didn’t stop screaming. I was the real villain that round…

And then the wizard who invaded the station got appendicitis.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:02:56 +0200

And then the wizard who invaded the station got appendicitis.

Talking About Hacked Cyborgs

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:48:34 +0200

Talking About Hacked Cyborgs
Moronis: I could be a dick as a janiborg.
Moronis: Where as Serviceborg requires me to be incredibly suspicious.
Moronis: "YO BROSKI, LOOK OVER HERE!" "Wha- OH GOD MY EYES"
Moronis: "CHUG CHUG CHUG!"

I JUST WANTED TO BE A MIME WITH BOTANY ACCES, BUT NO I HAD TO WITNESS MURDER. AND BECOME DEPUTY HERO...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:59:05 +0200

I JUST WANTED TO BE A MIME WITH BOTANY ACCES, BUT NO I HAD TO WITNESS MURDER.

AND BECOME DEPUTY HERO TO THE STATION.

Every day without an awesomenauts animated series is a sad day.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:11:08 +0200

Every day without an awesomenauts animated series is a sad day.

For some reason Dr. Nandor’s beard was set to a different colour than his hair. I decided to...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:52:00 +0200

For some reason Dr. Nandor’s beard was set to a different colour than his hair. I decided to keeep it, but coloured it orange instead, so in case he grows a beard, it is revealed that he dyes black his Naturally Clown Wig Coloured hair.

The newscasters were broken, so the captain said that I should write down my findings abd the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:50:59 +0200

The newscasters were broken, so the captain said that I should write down my findings abd the library instead. My findings were about the beard growing virus.

Now I know how did Dr. Nandor got his doctorate, and I have proof in-game that he is a published researcher.

Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "Captain, I would like to test out an entirely beneficial biological enhancer on the crew."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:49:43 +0200

Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "Captain, I would like to test out an entirely beneficial biological enhancer on the crew."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "What are the effects of said enhancer."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "Sneezing, fever, and a Majestic Beard."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "No."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] exclaims, "But captain!"
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "I'd rather not have a beard, sneezing or a fever."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] exclaims, "Think of the profits!"
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "Zero."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "Unless there's some godforsaken beard hair black market"

Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] asks, "Ba, can I enter medbay?"

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:44:00 +0200

Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] asks, "Ba, can I enter medbay?"
The monkey (303) waves his tail.
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] asks, "Why?"
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] asks, "Are you sick?"
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "No."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "No! I told you that I won't trade canisters."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "I need to use your freezer."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "Not unless the captain orders it."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "I brought my own."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "BYOC."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "Why do you need to use the freezer."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "Cooling down oxygen, I guess."
SUPER (AI) [145.9] queries, "Are there any requests for cargo shipments?"
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "But if you don't take MY canister"
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "And I can replace it when there is trouble."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "Miss Wheeler."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "Because, sir, to tell you the truth, I'm an oxygen addict."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "I guess I can allow that."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "I can only presume you are goingto make bombs-"
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "So no."
parrot squawks, "HSSSSS"
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "I need to have cold oxygen or I get very sick."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "That is a lie, Violet."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "Ba, you're a doctor."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "I'll isolate her in virology and if she gets sick I'll alert you."
Violet Wheeler (RD) [145.9] says, "Look at my pale and sickly complexion."
Daniel Jau (Capt) [145.9] says, "Do it, Ba."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "I might need a straighjacket."
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "COME BACK! MY NOBEL PRIZE IS RUNNING AWAY"
Dr. Ba Nandor (Chem) [145.9] says, "HARRUMPH"

coldbloodedreptile: Player vs GM: The eternal struggle.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:53:18 +0200

coldbloodedreptile:

Player vs GM: The eternal struggle.

Sunday Spacestation probably soon? Remember, there is a vote about going back to the old TGmap, or...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:55:11 +0200

Sunday Spacestation probably soon?

Remember, there is a vote about going back to the old TGmap, or staying on Metastation. If you are a player, please vote!

The funniest OOC thing on our space station server was when someone walked in an asked if we were...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:52:51 +0200

The funniest OOC thing on our space station server was when someone walked in an asked if we were real people or very badly scripted NPCs.

I… i didn’t notice that the Attack On Titan anime has chin movement animations during...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:41:37 +0200

I… i didn’t notice that the Attack On Titan anime has chin movement animations during speech. I am genueinly and pleasently surprised.

The CMO and the RD were arguing about which one of them should be acting captain. In the end they...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:10:01 +0200

The CMO and the RD were arguing about which one of them should be acting captain. In the end they joked at the same time that the janitor should be the captain, so they decided to go through with it.

I playing Granny Verde as captainjanitor continued to clean up the station. My first order was that we are no longer a plasma research station, but a Food Producing station.

Sadly nuke ops came in so we never could make an infinity of pizzas :(

Playing Binding Of Isaac again, I think it has a bit too few High Risk Possibly No Reward things....

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:32:31 +0200

Playing Binding Of Isaac again, I think it has a bit too few High Risk Possibly No Reward things. ;-;

I think I’ll stay away head roles for a while, or when things start to get wrong, I’ll...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:36:36 +0200

I think I’ll stay away head roles for a while, or when things start to get wrong, I’ll grab authority and become really shouty and vigilantelike. :|

As the chef, I hallucinated that the chief engineer teleported into botany, beat me up, duplicated...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:35:00 +0200

As the chef, I hallucinated that the chief engineer teleported into botany, beat me up, duplicated himself and exploded everything. The botanist had the same hallucinations. We spent the rest of the round calling him a wizard and loading up all the food into a crate to protect it.

In the end the CE exploded a fueltank with a welder and he said “I cast arcane explosion!”. Wizaaaaard

6 players are playing in SPACE at the moment. Not much, but it could be fun. We’ll have more...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:41:03 +0200

6 players are playing in SPACE at the moment. Not much, but it could be fun. We’ll have more tomorrow.